can have the best product in the world but...
...you won't make a nickel if
no one sees your website!
Likewise, you can have
even a second-rate product but...
...you’ll make a fortune IF you can get
On the Internet,
traffic is king. Traffic is everything.
can sell ice cubes to Eskimos...
...if you have enough QUALITY
Listen up, fellow
marketer. My name is Stan Stuchinski, and I have been making a
full-time living on the Internet since 2001.
This is what I’m
NOT gonna do…
I’m not gonna show you
photos of a $200,000 sports car.
I’m not gonna show you a picture of a ten million dollar
mansion (that I just happened to be driving by one day).
I’m not gonna show you “dummied-up” bank statements
showing how I regularly deposit $50,000 a day into my bank account.
What I AM gonna do is
tell you the TRUTH!
the truth is that you CAN make a full-time, successful living on the
Internet IF you have the ability to...
unlimited amounts of
to your website!
here is your problem!...
you have probably found out already, nine out of ten Internet advertising
products, programs, or "systems" just plain don't
work. Or, worse yet... they are
much TIME have you spent beating your head against the wall in
frustration, trying to find that "magic method" to drive
traffic to your website?
much MONEY have you spent (hundreds of dollars - thousands
dollars!?) on advertising that didn't even send your hit counter into
here is the solution!...
website traffic! PROVEN Internet advertising sources that
deliver hits AND sales! Advertising sources that have been shown to
you spend a nickel on 'em!
University, or “Guru
U” as we like to call it, is the
most exciting, innovative concept to be introduced to the Internet
marketing world in this century! How so? Because we
investigate, test, and recommend
only those traffic sources that
how it works:
As a member and student of Guru
U, every week (48 times a year) you'll receive
by email one "Top Pick"
IS a "Top Pick?"
is a single advertising program, product, or service that, after thorough
analysis, has been proven to be able to provide our
students with the following benefits...
that is GUARANTEED!
you read that correctly!
U specializes in advertising
sources that guarantee to provide the number of visitors to
your website that you order. If
you WANT 100 hits, you GET 100 hits!
If you WANT 100,000 hits, you GET 100,000 hits.
And these are REAL people – living, breathing,
CASH-IN-HAND prospects. NOT phony, "robot-generated"
Guru U we spend enormous amounts of time, effort, and money in the
evaluation of traffic generation services. Not surprisingly, four out of five of 'em don’t perform as
advertised – they do nothing more than waste our time and money. For one reason or another… THEY - JUST - DON’T - WORK!
“Top Pick” introduces you to one that DID!
# 2: Traffic
that produces SALES!
are great! But hits alone don't put money in your pocket, do
an advertising service to make it as a "Top Pick" it must
have generated S-A-L-E-S for us - not just signups to a free
newsletter or list, not just downloads for a free report of piece of
software, but genuine cash-in-hand BUYERS - people who have paid
don't tell you about 'em unless they've put cold, hard CASH into our
# 3: Traffic
that is AFFORDABLE!
U recommends traffic products that
are manageable for the smallest of budgets, yet customizable up to
the largest of advertising budgets.
For example, we have sources that can supply you with a thousand
guaranteed visitors for less than ten dollars!
# 4: Traffic
that requires NO ON-GOING COMMITMENT!
of traffic programs that demand a recurring, month-after-month,
U sanctions only companies and
products that do NOT require a continuing, “locked-in” financial
commitment. When you
buy an advertising package from one of our sources – that’s it,
you’re done – unless you want to purchase another package later,
time of YOUR choosing. (And
you probably WILL!)
# 5: Traffic
that is “NEWBIE-PROOF”
recommends a “Top Pick,” we don’t just give
you a name and a website address, and cut you loose to flounder on your own.
We give you a thorough and exhaustive background analysis –
the name of the company, where it’s headquartered, who owns it,
how long it’s been in business, our personal experience with it,
in an easily understandable “step-one, do-this - step-two,
now-do-this” tutorial we show you how to quickly and easily set
up your OWN advertising campaign in a matter of minutes.
Even the newest of “newbies” can’t get lost!
Starts NOW! TODAY!
you tired of all these "viral" marketing programs that are
all the rage, where "you get two, who get two, who get two, etc,
etc," and (in theory) in a few weeks or months you'll have a
that you can send an email to?
weary of those "blast your ad to 12 billion websites"
programs, but YOUR website doesn't get a single hit?
you sick to death of spending hours a day...
expensive Google AdWords campaigns
to start "joint ventures"
ads to thousands of safe lists
your website in the hopes of getting to the top of the search
...and the only "hits" you're getting are from your spouse,
because you practically live on your computer!?
that stops NOW!
U recommends sources that can
produce real, verifiable traffic for you IMMEDIATELY, not weeks or months down the
road! Traffic that has resulted in S-A-L-E-S - money in the
let's not forget Guru
U's outstanding customer support!
most Internet-based companies, we
don't "hide behind
our website." In fact, we WELCOME customer feedback -
THAT'S how we make
a question? Have a problem, a suggestion - even a complaint?
Give us a call at (814) 696-0469
drop us an email at Stan@GuruUniversity.net
are located at 506 Allegheny Street, Hollidaysburg,
wait! There's a LOT more!
addition to our weekly "Top Picks" by email, your membership in Guru
U gives you
immediate access to the main Guru University website.
you'll find "The
Lectures are a series of brief, on-line seminars designed to prepare your MIND for
marketing success. Oftentimes brutal, ALWAYS frank and honest,
the Lectures were specifically engineered to strip away all the hype
and the glitz and "tell it like it is." Our feeling
is that you've ALREADY heard all the glorified propaganda that
you're ever going to need. What you need NOW is a dose of
hard-core, 100 proof reality.
a series of hyper-intensive tutorials. They rigorously and
exhaustively instruct you in EACH of the different types of GUARANTEED
traffic generation products. By the time you complete the Courses, you
WILL be an expert - a guru in your OWN right! - on flooding
your website with as many targeted, guaranteed visitors as you want!
of course we have an Affiliate
Program - an
affiliate program that will knock your socks off! Think
about it! You can make money showing people what they
absolutely NEED to be successful on the Internet...
That is GUARANTEED!
electrifying, isn't it!? Can
you see why we say that Guru U
is the most innovative concept to be introduced to the Internet
marketing world in this century!?
how much does it cost to enroll into Guru University?
$19.95 per month!
$19.95 a month to end forever your frustrating search for website traffic!
You are initially charged $19.95, and then $19.95 each month as long
as you remain a member of Guru U. Naturally, there is no long term commitment, and
you can quit at any time.
for IMMEDIATE Access to:
For Just $19.95
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