Never Pay for Advertising Again...
AFTER You KNOW It Produces

Let’s face facts…

You can have the best product in the world but... won't make a nickel if no one sees your website!

Likewise, you can have even a second-rate product but...’ll make a fortune IF you can get enough traffic!

On the Internet, traffic is king.  Traffic is everything.
You can sell ice cubes to Eskimos...
...if you have enough QUALITY traffic!

Listen up, fellow marketer.  My name is Stan Stuchinski, and I have been making a full-time living on the Internet since 2001.

This is what I’m NOT gonna do…

I’m not gonna show you photos of a $200,000 sports car.  I’m not gonna show you a picture of a ten million dollar mansion (that I just happened to be driving by one day).  I’m not gonna show you “dummied-up” bank statements showing how I regularly deposit $50,000 a day into my bank account.

What I AM gonna do is tell  you the TRUTH!

And the truth is that you CAN make a full-time, successful living on the Internet IF you have the ability to...

...generate unlimited amounts of
TARGETED traffic
to your website!

But here is your problem!...

As you have probably found out already, nine out of ten Internet advertising products, programs, or "systems" just plain don't work.  Or, worse yet... they are outright scams.

How much TIME have you spent beating your head against the wall in frustration, trying to find that "magic method" to drive traffic to your website?

How much MONEY have you spent (hundreds of dollars - thousands of dollars!?) on advertising that didn't even send your hit counter into double figures?

And here is the solution!...

GUARANTEED website traffic!  PROVEN Internet advertising sources that deliver hits AND sales!  Advertising sources that have been shown to WORK...

...BEFORE you spend a nickel on 'em!

Welcome to...

Guru University!

Guru University, or “Guru U” as we like to call it, is the most exciting, innovative concept to be introduced to the Internet marketing world in this century!  How so?  Because we investigate, test, and recommend
only those traffic sources that

Here's how it works:

As a member and student of Guru U, every week (48 times a year) you'll receive by email one "Top Pick"

And just what IS a "Top Pick?"

Each "Top Pick" is a single advertising program, product, or service that, after thorough analysis, has been proven to be able to provide our students with the following benefits...

# 1:  Traffic that is GUARANTEED!

Yes, you read that correctly!

Guru U specializes in advertising sources that guarantee to provide the number of visitors to your website that you order.  If you WANT 100 hits, you GET 100 hits!  If you WANT 100,000 hits, you GET 100,000 hits.

And these are REAL people – living, breathing, CASH-IN-HAND prospects.  NOT phony, "robot-generated" clicks.

At Guru U we spend enormous amounts of time, effort, and money in the evaluation of traffic generation services.  Not surprisingly, four out of five of 'em don’t perform as advertised – they do nothing more than waste our time and money.  For one reason or another… THEY - JUST - DON’T - WORK!

Each “Top Pick” introduces you to one that DID!

# 2:  Traffic that produces SALES!

"Hits" are great!  But hits alone don't put money in your pocket, do they?

At Guru U, for an advertising service to make it as a "Top Pick" it must have generated S-A-L-E-S for us - not just signups to a free newsletter or list, not just downloads for a free report of piece of software, but genuine cash-in-hand BUYERS - people who have paid us MONEY!

We don't tell you about 'em unless they've put cold, hard CASH into our pockets!!!

# 3:  Traffic that is AFFORDABLE!

Guru U recommends traffic products that are manageable for the smallest of budgets, yet customizable up to the largest of advertising budgets.  For example, we have sources that can supply you with a thousand guaranteed visitors for less than ten dollars!

# 4:  Traffic that requires NO ON-GOING COMMITMENT!

Tired of traffic programs that demand a recurring, month-after-month, automatic payment?

No more!  Guru U sanctions only companies and products that do NOT require a continuing, “locked-in” financial commitment.  When you buy an advertising package from one of our sources – that’s it, you’re done – unless you want to purchase another package later, at a time of YOUR choosing.  (And you probably WILL!)

# 5:  Traffic that is “NEWBIE-PROOF

When Guru U recommends a “Top Pick,” we don’t just give you a name and a website address, and cut you loose to flounder on your own.  We give you a thorough and exhaustive background analysis – the name of the company, where it’s headquartered, who owns it, how long it’s been in business, our personal experience with it, etc, etc.

Then, in an easily understandable “step-one, do-this - step-two, now-do-this” tutorial we show you how to quickly and easily set up your OWN advertising campaign in a matter of minutes.

Even the newest of “newbies” can’t get lost!

# 6:  Traffic That Starts NOW!  TODAY!

Are you tired of all these "viral" marketing programs that are all the rage, where "you get two, who get two, who get two, etc, etc," and (in theory) in a few weeks or months you'll have a gazillion people that you can send an email to?

Are you weary of those "blast your ad to 12 billion websites" programs, but YOUR website doesn't get a single hit?

Are you sick to death of spending hours a day...

  • posting to forums

  • "article marketing"

  • blogging

  • insanely expensive Google AdWords campaigns

  • trying to start "joint ventures"

  • posting ads to thousands of safe lists

  • optimizing your website in the hopes of getting to the top of the search engines...

...and the only "hits" you're getting are from your spouse, because you practically live on your computer!?

Well, that stops NOW!

Guru U recommends sources that can produce real, verifiable traffic for you IMMEDIATELY, not weeks or months down the road!  Traffic that has resulted in S-A-L-E-S - money in the bank!

And let's not forget Guru U's outstanding customer support!

Unlike most Internet-based companies, we don't "hide behind our website."  In fact, we WELCOME customer feedback - THAT'S how we make Guru U better!

Got a question? Have a problem, a suggestion - even a complaint?  Give us a call at (814) 696-0469

Or drop us an email at

Our offices are located at 506 Allegheny Street, Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania  16648

But wait!  There's a LOT more!

In addition to our weekly "Top Picks" by email, your membership in Guru U gives you immediate access to the main Guru University website.  Here you'll find "The Lectures" and "The Courses"

The Lectures are a series of brief, on-line seminars designed to prepare your MIND for marketing success.  Oftentimes brutal, ALWAYS frank and honest, the Lectures were specifically engineered to strip away all the hype and the glitz and "tell it like it is."  Our feeling is that you've ALREADY heard all the glorified propaganda that you're ever going to need.  What you need NOW is a dose of hard-core, 100 proof reality.

The Courses are a series of hyper-intensive tutorials.  They rigorously and exhaustively instruct you in EACH of the different types of GUARANTEED traffic generation products.  By the time you complete the Courses, you WILL be an expert - a guru in your OWN right! - on flooding your website with as many targeted, guaranteed visitors as you want!

And of course we have an Affiliate Program - an affiliate program that will knock your socks off!  Think about it!  You can make money showing people what they absolutely NEED to be successful on the Internet...

...Traffic That is GUARANTEED!

Pretty electrifying, isn't it!?  Can you see why we say that Guru U is the most innovative concept to be introduced to the Internet marketing world in this century!?

Now, just how much does it cost to enroll into Guru University?

Just $19.95 per month!

Only $19.95 a month to end forever your frustrating search for website traffic!  You are initially charged $19.95, and then $19.95 each month as long as you remain a member of Guru U.  Naturally, there is no long term commitment, and you can quit at any time.

Click HERE for IMMEDIATE Access to:
Guru University
For Just $19.95 per month!

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